🎄 12 Days of Litmas Are Here: Festive, Fierce, and Bookish AF 🎁
Hey there Our Bookish Friends!
The holidays just got a whole lot lit-erary. Starting December 12th, we’re rolling out 12 Days of Litmas, where every day brings a deal so good, even the Grinch would click “Add to Cart.” So, grab your coziest blanket, a mug of something warm (or boozy—we don’t judge), and check out the bookish magic we’ve wrapped up for you:
🎄 Day 1: A Partridge in a Poetry Tree
Poetry collections are 15% off.
Because your soul deserves beauty this season—and your wallet deserves a break.
🐢 Day 2: Two Turtle Books
Buy 1 book, get the 2nd 50% off.
Why settle for one story when you can double your TBR? (That’s “to-be-read” pile, BTW.)
🖋️ Day 3: Three French Essays
Take 20% off three essay collections.
Perfect for impressing the intellectual at your holiday party—or just enjoying alone with wine.
💌 Day 4: Four Calling Cards
Spend $50+ and get $10 off.
A deal so good, it’s practically begging you to treat yourself and your BFF.
✨ Day 5: Five Golden Reads
15% off five books bursting with hope, love, and joy:
DREAM POP ORIGAMI by Jackson Bliss
THE BUGS by CJ Friedman
NIGHT HAG by Amy Baskin
VENTRIC[L]E by Jerrod E. Bohn
THE CRITERIA by Kami Westhoff
If these aren’t the perfect antidotes to holiday stress, we don’t know what is.
📖 Day 6: Six Geese a-Suggesting
All fiction is 15% off and you get a free audiobook.
So your inner voice can finally take a break from narrating everything.
✍️ Day 7: Seven Swans Subscribed
Sign up for our Substack (if you are reading this…you already are! So we ask that you follow us on IG, FB, X, or whatever the hell else is out there) and take 10% off merch.
The code is SEVENSWANS. Yes, it’s a bribe. Yes, you’re going to love it.
☕ Day 8: Eight Coffee Cups Brewing
Buy 2 books, and a mug is yours for 50% off.
Because books and coffee are like peanut butter and jelly—essential.
👩💻 Day 9: Nine Ladies Signing
15% off all Year of Womxn books.
Celebrate the badass womxn whose words will make your heart sing.
🐦 Day 10: Ten Readers Tweeting
Snap a pic of your favorite book by us and tweet it. First 10 people get a FREE year-long Substack subscription.
Oh, and free shipping on everything today. Go wild.
🌟 Day 11: Eleven Author Spotlights
We’re hyping up 11 brilliant authors over social media. Buy 2 books, and we’ll gift you 2 more.
Yes, that’s basically free books. You’re welcome.
📦 Day 12: Twelve Days of Surprises
Every purchase today enters you into our grand raffle for a bundle of 12 books.
It’s like the ultimate bookish jackpot.
🎁 Mark Your Calendar
These deals are only around for one day each, so set your reminders, send hints to your Secret Santa, and get ready to shop like a boss.
👀 Follow Along
We’ll be dropping daily updates on [Instagram/Twitter/Facebook/Your Social Media Here]. Keep an eye out for festive memes, sassy book recs, and maybe a little behind-the-scenes holiday chaos.
Here’s to a holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and stacks of amazing reads. Let’s make 12 Days of Litmas the best reason to stay in your PJs all day.
Festively (and sassily) yours,
Unsolicited Press
📖 Your Partner in All Things Literary